Wife Charged With Domestic Battery After Husband Pees on Floor
“Yo, nimrod,” she screamed, “pee on the walls like everybody else! Sheesh!” Read more @ tampabay.com »
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Woman Blindfolds Husband for “Surprise,” Then Hits Him With Hammer
March 21, 2010
They really can’t charge her with lying — no doubt he was surprised. Read more @ Salt Lake Tribune »
Michigan Man Charged With Performing Circumcisions Without a License
March 21, 2010
Well, in all fairness to his adult patients, I have to admit I never really ask to see a license whenever I get a circumcision. On the other hand, I never shop for a “circumciser” on craigslist either. Read more @ MLive »
Iowa City Woman Attacks Sister With Toilet Tank Lid
March 20, 2010
Domestic altercation. She looked pretty flushed. But seriously, that’s got to be the emptiest household in America if the only weapon she could find was the porcelain toilet tank lid. Read more @ Press-Citizen »
Man Tries to Hit Female Police Officer in the Head With his Penis
March 20, 2010
Hold on, hold on, I’m trying to visualize the scene: He must be very tall; or she’s very short; or he was hanging from the ceiling, in which case what was he doing up there; or she was down on the floor, which then begs the question, what the futz was she doing down there…. [...]
Man Attacks Neighbors’ Door With a Garden Hoe for Stealing his Cookies
March 19, 2010
Everyone’s treating the attacker as “Mr. Old Man Overreaction,” but what the report does not mention is that the neighbors all had blue fur and jiggly, pingpong ball eyes. Read more @ UPI »
Live in Southern Florida? The Sexy Maids ‘R Us are Just a Click Away!
March 16, 2010
Forget the clothing or lack thereof — they can barely walk around, teetering on tall stilletos. It’d take a day to dust a small room in those. At $60 an hour, it makes more sense to pay a regular service and just go to a strip joint. Read more @ Huffington Post »
Bottled Ghosts Auctioned and Bought in New Zealand
March 12, 2010
Would you pay almost $1,400 for a couple of vials that contain exorcised ghosts? Well, someone did. Silly? Well, if you consider that these are now pissed off ghosts, I’d say yeah. Read more @ BBC »
Hospital Accuses Woman of Stealing 500 Rolls of Toilet Paper
March 12, 2010
When they confronted her, she looked flushed. Read more @ thedailytimes.com »
Windows Kill Birds
March 10, 2010
Up to a billion a year in North America. What I want to know is how much of that carnage can really be blamed on Mac OS and Linux. Read more @ MNN »
March 22, 2010