They’d buy a few boxes, take out and keep the good stuff, put in plastic baggies of sand and salt, and return the boxes for a refund. The sand we could live with, but the salt just makes this totally criminal! Honestly, I still can’t figure out why they even bothered with the salt. Read more @ New [...]
March 30, 2010
“When I saw it was a snake’s head, I just threw it down and called my kids and said, ‘I got a snake’s head in the green beans… Everybody said, ‘Oh Lord, you’ve got a snake head in the green beans!’” Lordy lordy lord lord… I don’t care how well you write, no way no how [...]
March 30, 2010
According to a study by the NASA inspector general’s office. Around $60K per conference. I don’t know why they’re surprised — last I checked, dehydrated astronaut foodstuff doesn’t come cheap. Read more @ St. Louis Globe-Democrat »
March 28, 2010
I may have missed it, but I don’t see what the penalty is if they don’t wear the vests. Do they get fined (images of salt and wound)? Do they get free food, room and board at the local jail (maybe not a bad strategy for some of them)? I’m sure I’m missing something, but if [...]
March 24, 2010
The tantric guru claimed he could kill anyone with nothing more than his mystical powers. So the pro skeptic TV dude said something like, “Go ahead, have at me and knock yourself out on live TV.” So his guruness tried — for several hours — and just succeeded at boring a bunch of viewers to [...]
March 24, 2010
OK, I made that phobia moniker up. But who the heck knows what “irrational paralyzing fear of having sex indoors” is? No, it isn’t genophobia (fear of sex). She’s afraid of indoor sex — she’s perfectly fine outdoors. If you think that’s a positive, you obviously haven’t been to the UK, where “overcast, gray, chilly, foggy, [...]
March 24, 2010
In the U.S., according to Condomania, the New Orleans men can brag about having the largest penises in the country. DC (my town — whew!) is a close second. That’s cities. As for states, would you believe New Hampshire tops the list? And if you’re in Wyoming, I wouldn’t be bragging about that much just yet [...]
March 24, 2010
A 22yo Massachusetts man apparently traded a computer for a puppy, returned the pooch after complaining it scratched his daughter causing him to want to hurt it, then later changed his mind again and wanted it back. When refused, he beat up a front door and smashed a car window. My only question is… this guy [...]
March 23, 2010
She said no and had him arrested (there was also the little matter of him exposing himself). Her husband was understandably irate when he got home not long after it all went down. He said, “I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him…” I guess he really wanted the paved [...]
March 30, 2010