It’s the news item’s headline — which I reprinted exactly — that I find strange. Because for the life of me, I can’t figure out why the cop would think squeezing a boob would produce public funds. Read more @ Orlando Sentinel »
April 18, 2010
Maybe the firefighters were Tea Partiers. In which case, if the quacker was an illegal immigrant, the headline would instead read, “After a Few Loads of Laundry, Homeowner Has Roast Duck,” Read more @ tampabay.com »
April 18, 2010
In the wee hours of the morning, it seems that this 18yo dude had to take evasive action to keep from running over a fox on the road, and he hit the median. Car damage. Stranded. So what does he do? He calls his mom. Who tells him to call 911. So he does. Deputy gives [...]
April 16, 2010
Take a look at it and decide for yourself whether it’s there or not. Maybe the artist that was commissioned to do the work misinterpreted this line in the priest’s instructions: “The crucifix will be hung on the wall.” Read more @ newsok.com »
April 16, 2010
He died weeks before the election. Small town, so everybody knew. “The town square debate right before the election won it for him,” said Fox News political analyst Joe Bob T. Party. “He was so cool, calm and collected. Absolutely nothing seemed to bother him!” Read more @ Fox News »
April 11, 2010
Catching him wasn’t hard — he did it right in the middle of a field. I guess the kid’s an ass man. Read more @ nzherald.co.nz »
April 10, 2010
The Catholic priest at Fort Worth, Texas, said the JWs had been bugging him and his parishioners. On that fateful day, the JW’s apparently went to the priest’s home, and… “…the man comes in and tells my daughter right off, he says, ‘You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna…” Fighting ensues, the [...]
April 5, 2010
Yes, there is one, in the standard international safety red triangle design we all know and love. The sign’s in northern Italy, provocatively illustrated with a very top heavy professional to boot. There seems to be some confusion and debate over whether the sign means”prostitutes crossing” or simply indicates that there are prostitutes available in the [...]
March 31, 2010
Poor Toyota is now the “go to cause” for every accident, isn’t it? I wouldn’t be surprised if she forgot that she happened to be driving a Honda. OK, I made that up. But seriously, if you see one coming down the road, get the heck out of the way! Talk about a Get Out of Jail [...]
March 31, 2010
“I have the emotional maturity and composure of an 18-year-old,” he says. Um, kid, that’s not exactly something to brag about. Just ask the auto insurance industry. Read more @ Boston Globe »
April 18, 2010