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Tiger Woods Mini-Slam Irons on eBay — Real or Not?

bwaha.com — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:21:09 +0000

The clubs’ owner, a former Titleist rep (the brand that some of you will know was what Woods played when he did his mini-slam, four consecutive majors back in 2000-2001), said Woods gave him the irons, no strings attached, the same clubs the ex-rep claims Woods used to win those majors. Ex-rep put the clubs up for auction on eBay, $250K starting bid.

Not the clubs, says Woods. The actual set is in his garage apparently. Screw this mess, said eBay, and pulled the clubs.

So who to believe? Heck if I can tell. It’s not like El Tigre has a history of lying and deceit, eh?

Coincidence? Or am I One of the 49%?

bwaha.com — Wed, 05 May 2010 00:57:35 +0000

Check out the automatically generated URL (and the headline) of the previous post!

49% of Americans Have Had Religious/Mystical Experiences

bwaha.com — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:13:00 +0000

According to a survey by the Pew Research Center. These are “moment[s] of sudden religious insight or awakening.”

Upon hearing the news, Stephen Hawking — who knows that 64% of Americans drink alcohol and almost 9% are drug addicts — said, “49 percent? That’s it?”

29yo Peruvian Mom Stuck in Bed for 6 Months Because of Giant Breasts

bwaha.com — Tue, 04 May 2010 14:24:24 +0000

N cups. She got them at no cost after her last pregnancy. They eventually had to take her on a 3-day boat ride (Queen Elizabeth II, I’m thinking) to the nearest town for surgery. They removed 35lbs of, well, breast, and she’s now a much more comfy 34B.

Meanwhile, in other news, her husband is now being treated for severe depression.

Oregon Dog Poop Removal Service Poops on Deadbeat’s Yard

bwaha.com — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:19:01 +0000

Not quite that intimately direct, mind you… the owner just flung about 30 gallons of doggy doo she collected from her rounds that day and happened to have in her truck. “I just decided to give her poop back,” she said.

This sure makes you think twice about whining that you’ve got a crappy job, doesn’t it?

Indiana Man Hits Ex-Girlfriend With Chihuahua

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:28:29 +0000

Her dog. He threw it at and hit her head. The unharmed dog said later, “As if being ridiculed by the neighborhood dogs isn’t bad enough… now this. Good thing she didn’t force me to wear that godawful turtleneck too, else my humiliation would be complete!”

Wis. Bull Semen Stolen for Resale on the Black Market?

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 01:45:22 +0000

That’s what the farmers think anyway. And the news report made clear that we’re talking about semen stored in liquid nitrogen tanks. Whew! For a minute there I was envisioning thieves sneaking onto fields in the dead of night, and farmers putting two and two together noticing an unusual number of happy bulls in the morning.

CHiP Arrestee Causes Bomb Scare With Vibrator

bwaha.com — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:49:00 +0000

I bet this won’t be quite what you first envisioned when you read the headline. Not even close.

First of all, the subject is a 60yo male. Drug charges. While being searched, the coppers found a wire in his pants with an on/off switch. That naturally got them all nervous and thinking “bomb.”

Turns out the wire operates an anal vibrator, which happened to be, well, “installed” at the time.

Now I’ll think twice when someone tells me, “I’m OK, just a bit buzzed.”

UK Woman’s Sex Addiction Caused by Wii Fit Injury

bwaha.com — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:14:56 +0000

She needs to have sex at least 10x a day now after falling from her Wii Fit board, she said a few days ago.

Elsewhere in the news: Wii Fit inexplicably sold out worldwide.

Michigan Middle School Music Teacher Faces Felonies for Masturbating

bwaha.com — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:12:59 +0000

In school, of course, but he was in his office. And no one saw him. He was “caught” by a janitor who found a tissue in a wastebasket that “smelled like semen.”

So they’re charging him with indecent exposure.

Disgusting and way past dumb, yeah, but not exactly sure the charges make a heck of a lot of sense considering, again, no one saw him nor even knew about it until CSI:Janitor.

Two disturbing things:

Charging him kinda defeats the purpose of protecting the kids from knowing about it. And…
Maybe it’s just me, but what’s up with a janitor who sniffs used tissues?