The clubs’ owner, a former Titleist rep (the brand that some of you will know was what Woods played when he did his mini-slam, four consecutive majors back in 2000-2001), said Woods gave him the irons, no strings attached, the same clubs the ex-rep claims Woods used to win those majors. Ex-rep put the clubs [...]
May 4, 2010
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May 4, 2010
According to a survey by the Pew Research Center. These are “moment[s] of sudden religious insight or awakening.” Upon hearing the news, Stephen Hawking — who knows that 64% of Americans drink alcohol and almost 9% are drug addicts — said, “49 percent? That’s it?” Read more @ Yahoo! News »
May 4, 2010
N cups. She got them at no cost after her last pregnancy. They eventually had to take her on a 3-day boat ride (Queen Elizabeth II, I’m thinking) to the nearest town for surgery. They removed 35lbs of, well, breast, and she’s now a much more comfy 34B. Meanwhile, in other news, her husband is now [...]
April 30, 2010
Not quite that intimately direct, mind you… the owner just flung about 30 gallons of doggy doo she collected from her rounds that day and happened to have in her truck. “I just decided to give her poop back,” she said. This sure makes you think twice about whining that you’ve got a crappy job, doesn’t [...]
April 28, 2010
Her dog. He threw it at and hit her head. The unharmed dog said later, “As if being ridiculed by the neighborhood dogs isn’t bad enough… now this. Good thing she didn’t force me to wear that godawful turtleneck too, else my humiliation would be complete!” Read more @ Indystar.com »
April 27, 2010
That’s what the farmers think anyway. And the news report made clear that we’re talking about semen stored in liquid nitrogen tanks. Whew! For a minute there I was envisioning thieves sneaking onto fields in the dead of night, and farmers putting two and two together noticing an unusual number of happy bulls in the [...]
April 22, 2010
I bet this won’t be quite what you first envisioned when you read the headline. Not even close. First of all, the subject is a 60yo male. Drug charges. While being searched, the coppers found a wire in his pants with an on/off switch. That naturally got them all nervous and thinking “bomb.” Turns out the wire [...]
April 22, 2010
She needs to have sex at least 10x a day now after falling from her Wii Fit board, she said a few days ago. Elsewhere in the news: Wii Fit inexplicably sold out worldwide. Read more @ Yahoo! News »
April 21, 2010
In school, of course, but he was in his office. And no one saw him. He was “caught” by a janitor who found a tissue in a wastebasket that “smelled like semen.” So they’re charging him with indecent exposure. Disgusting and way past dumb, yeah, but not exactly sure the charges make a heck of a lot [...]
May 5, 2010