Texans Lived With Dinosaurs
A third of them believe humans coexisted and roamed the land with dinosaurs. BWAHAHAHA! Wait until you hear their views on evolution. The scary part: These guys can vote. Read More @ Texas Tribune »
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Shoplifter + 75 Bottles of Lotion in Pants = Still Not Slick Enough
February 7, 2010
Police report nabbing a mall shoplifter who stuffed his pants full of 75 bottles of lotion from Bath & Body Works. It was easy — the man could barely move, let alone run. Then again, benefit of the doubt, maybe he just had really dry skin from the Massachusetts winter, which would explain why he [...]
How Not to Hold Up a Bank
February 7, 2010
First mumble incoherently. Then fumble. And for good measure, do a lot of bumbling around. Which is what a woman in Memphis, Tenn., employed as her MO when she tried to hold up credit unions (yes, plural) — and failed miserably to do so — on the same day. Maybe it’s some kind of on-the-job [...]
Sledder Does a Wile E. Coyote
February 7, 2010
A 62-year-old Independence Township, Mich. man strapped a homemade rocket to his back while sledding. We’ve all watched The Road Runner, so we all know how this turns out. Except, apparently, for this genius. Read More @ The Washington Post »
March 6, 2010