Somali Pirates Attack Dutch Warship by Mistake
Ever seen a Somali pirate crap his pants? Read more @ Yahoo! News »
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Buzz Lightyear Beat Armstrong to the Moon, Say UK Students
March 15, 2010
Only 1 in 10 of the students think so, which isn’t so bad. Although we all know, of course, that the Ancient Phoenicians got there first. Read more @ Telegraph »
Owners Use Remote Key to Lock Burglar in Car
March 13, 2010
“So every time he tried to get out of the car, the owners just kept hitting the lock button on their key fob, and eventually he gave up….” I’m no lawyer, but maybe the idiot’s got cause for false imprisonment. BWAHAHAHAHA! Too bad there’s no video. Read more @ UPI »
Woman Holds Up 11 for 6 Freaking Bucks
March 11, 2010
At 10 cents a pop, good she didn’t have to fire a shot! Read more @ NBC LA »
Teen Shoots Himself in the Testicles
March 11, 2010
I don’t know about you, but I think doing this really takes some balls. Read more @ Contra Costa Times »
Israel Cancels Raid After Soldier Leaks Plans on Facebook
March 11, 2010
Supposedly canceled: a “clean up” arrest raid in the West Bank area. No idea why the big deal — everyone knows the Palestinians use MySpace. Read more @ Reuters »
Gay Men Kissing Frontpage Pic Causes Subscription Cancellations
March 11, 2010
At the Washington Post. 27 subscribers to date. Yeah, cancel those subscriptions… that’ll show those girly men! Sheesh. Then again, maybe all 27 were just members of Sen. Roy Ashburn’s staff. Read more @ Huffington Post »
Ryanair Passenger Eats 10K Euro Winning Scratchcard
March 10, 2010
We’ve all heard the bitching about in-flight meals… I guess this guy was really serious. For $1K I would have told him to fly United next time — the lasagna I had on my way to Brussels was delish! Read more @ Telegraph »
Social Networker Tries to Extort Money From New York Life
March 10, 2010
$1.2M in debt and he asks for $200K. I guess that explains how he ended up in the red. Read more @ MyFoxDC »
Very Last Speaker of Ancient Dialect Dies
March 8, 2010
The dialect’s now officially extinct and lost to the ages. She was 85-years-old. Didn’t they effing know she was bound to go soon? Read more @ Reuters »
March 18, 2010