A whole bunch of Ryanair’s passengers will no doubt start holding it in. That should make air turbulence a lot more interesting. It’s actually an anti-terrorist measure — we’ll be ready to pee on that moron who just set his shoes and underwear on fire. Read more @ USA Today »
April 10, 2010
Unbeknownst to us is that after two previous failures, the man was ready to quit the criminal lifestyle. But fortunately, a friend said, “Man, don’t stop now — turd time’s a charm!” Read more @ The Argus »
April 5, 2010
I want to know two things: How the heck does she know what St. Peter looks like? And… …why doesn’t she see Skeletor like I do? Read more @ kens5.com »
April 5, 2010
She claims she’s got learning disabilities. Elsewhere in the news, students with higher IQs whine about being given only half the time to take the same tests. Read more @ centraljersey.com »
April 1, 2010
Seems these Spanish female flight attendants haven’t been paid in months, so they said: OK, here, we’ll take our clothes off for your viewing pleasure. Now pay us. Um, can someone please tell them they got the sequence wrong? Read more @ Reuters »
March 29, 2010
As if large-breasted women don’t get enough stares as it is. Now this, probably the best excuse for TSA workers to feel women up at airports. But seriously, maybe it’s just me, but whenever I come across one of these publicized reports, I can’t shake the nagging feeling that: Those geniuses we call terrorists didn’t know about [...]
March 29, 2010
“Electrified” by stun guns, that is. Bring the little tykes to work day, so I assume they were kids of prison employees. Their kids. So it makes you wonder how they really treat other people’s kids… like the prison inmates. Read more @ ABC News »
March 28, 2010
Not that I thought about it much, but I didn’t know you can’t technically repossess a vehicle in Texas (and likely elsewhere) if there’s someone in it. But this 28yo Dallas mom did. Which is why she lobbed her 1yo through an open window of her moving SUV as the repo guy was backing out [...]
March 26, 2010
Yeah, the geniuses called in their robbery demand 10 minutes before driving to the bank to pick up their robbery order. The bank was happy to arrange for a police escort. If you think about it, in this day and age, banks should really encourage this. Maybe even give them a way to do it online. Read more [...]
March 26, 2010
Makes you wonder why newspapers are dying off when they keep giving us hard-hitting, in-depth news and analysis just like this. Next they’ll poll Haitians to see if they’re worried about earthquakes. Read more @ USA Today »
April 10, 2010