The Republican’s fund raising letter mailed out last month had a toll-free number to a service that provided “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute.” Vendor error, they say. But when pressed, they had to admit it was their best fund raiser ever! Read more @ [...]
April 28, 2010
Can’t say it any wittier than the Philly.com report’s opening line: “How did they Nazi this coming?” Read more @ Philly.com »
April 27, 2010
Bill O’Reilly, on his TV show, called the Boulder, Co., woman who likes to garden topless a pinhead. When interviewed, her husband said, “He is a pinhead. He is a true definition of a pinhead.” Ooooo. That really stung. I’m no O’Reilly fan, but c’mon people, if the only thing you can come up with is [...]
April 26, 2010
Can’t really say anything funnier than what actually happened, just one weird freaking thing after another: A fake “soccer mom… group sex” ad goes up on Craiglist. Address for home is posted. 29yo “personal trainer” goes to the wrong address. Scares the bejeezus out of the 18yo female occupant. She sends him to the right address. Man is [...]
April 26, 2010
In a pool of liquefied animal feces. For about an hour. And they Tasered him when they found him — resisting arrest, they said, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just trying to burn off the stench. His girlfriend said, “I didn’t believe him when he called and said, ‘Come help me, I’m in deep shit!’ I’ll never [...]
April 26, 2010
I don’t remember reading if the employees were visiting pay-sites. In which case, of course, they could claim they were just helping stimulate the economy. But maybe we should give them the benefit of the doubt. Notice that the X and C keys are right next to each other, so mistyping SEX may be a common [...]
April 23, 2010
Chickens injected with hormones, in case you were wondering. To be fair, what he said exactly was: “…when men eat those chickens, they experience deviances in being men.” Which really could mean anything from “starts sharing the remote control” to “puts the toilet seat down.” But sticking with the gay angle, if you think about it, the only real [...]
April 21, 2010
In Australia’s Pasta Bible book. For Soul Food Pasta, I guess. Wait till you read their ingredients for Sausage Stuffed Pasta Shells. Read more @ CBS News »
April 21, 2010
In school, of course, but he was in his office. And no one saw him. He was “caught” by a janitor who found a tissue in a wastebasket that “smelled like semen.” So they’re charging him with indecent exposure. Disgusting and way past dumb, yeah, but not exactly sure the charges make a heck of a lot [...]
April 19, 2010
I knew it!!!! Read more @ guardian.co.uk »
May 4, 2010