Seems these Spanish female flight attendants haven’t been paid in months, so they said: OK, here, we’ll take our clothes off for your viewing pleasure. Now pay us. Um, can someone please tell them they got the sequence wrong? Read more @ Reuters »
March 31, 2010
Poor Toyota is now the “go to cause” for every accident, isn’t it? I wouldn’t be surprised if she forgot that she happened to be driving a Honda. OK, I made that up. But seriously, if you see one coming down the road, get the heck out of the way! Talk about a Get Out of Jail [...]
March 31, 2010
“I have the emotional maturity and composure of an 18-year-old,” he says. Um, kid, that’s not exactly something to brag about. Just ask the auto insurance industry. Read more @ Boston Globe »
March 30, 2010
They’d buy a few boxes, take out and keep the good stuff, put in plastic baggies of sand and salt, and return the boxes for a refund. The sand we could live with, but the salt just makes this totally criminal! Honestly, I still can’t figure out why they even bothered with the salt. Read more @ New [...]
March 30, 2010
“When I saw it was a snake’s head, I just threw it down and called my kids and said, ‘I got a snake’s head in the green beans… Everybody said, ‘Oh Lord, you’ve got a snake head in the green beans!’” Lordy lordy lord lord… I don’t care how well you write, no way no how [...]
March 30, 2010
According to a study by the NASA inspector general’s office. Around $60K per conference. I don’t know why they’re surprised — last I checked, dehydrated astronaut foodstuff doesn’t come cheap. Read more @ St. Louis Globe-Democrat »
March 30, 2010
This is cool. I’m also starting a passalong email and Twitter campaign to get them to officially investigate the Loch Ness monster and Sasquatch too. Hell, with their Constellation back-to-the-moon program losing funding, they got nothing better to do. Read more @ Washington Post »
March 29, 2010
As if large-breasted women don’t get enough stares as it is. Now this, probably the best excuse for TSA workers to feel women up at airports. But seriously, maybe it’s just me, but whenever I come across one of these publicized reports, I can’t shake the nagging feeling that: Those geniuses we call terrorists didn’t know about [...]
March 29, 2010
“Electrified” by stun guns, that is. Bring the little tykes to work day, so I assume they were kids of prison employees. Their kids. So it makes you wonder how they really treat other people’s kids… like the prison inmates. Read more @ ABC News »
April 1, 2010