In the wee hours of the morning, it seems that this 18yo dude had to take evasive action to keep from running over a fox on the road, and he hit the median. Car damage. Stranded. So what does he do? He calls his mom. Who tells him to call 911. So he does. Deputy gives [...]
April 16, 2010
Take a look at it and decide for yourself whether it’s there or not. Maybe the artist that was commissioned to do the work misinterpreted this line in the priest’s instructions: “The crucifix will be hung on the wall.” Read more @ newsok.com »
April 16, 2010
He died weeks before the election. Small town, so everybody knew. “The town square debate right before the election won it for him,” said Fox News political analyst Joe Bob T. Party. “He was so cool, calm and collected. Absolutely nothing seemed to bother him!” Read more @ Fox News »
April 11, 2010
Catching him wasn’t hard — he did it right in the middle of a field. I guess the kid’s an ass man. Read more @ nzherald.co.nz »
April 10, 2010
A whole bunch of Ryanair’s passengers will no doubt start holding it in. That should make air turbulence a lot more interesting. It’s actually an anti-terrorist measure — we’ll be ready to pee on that moron who just set his shoes and underwear on fire. Read more @ USA Today »
April 10, 2010
Unbeknownst to us is that after two previous failures, the man was ready to quit the criminal lifestyle. But fortunately, a friend said, “Man, don’t stop now — turd time’s a charm!” Read more @ The Argus »
April 10, 2010
The Catholic priest at Fort Worth, Texas, said the JWs had been bugging him and his parishioners. On that fateful day, the JW’s apparently went to the priest’s home, and… “…the man comes in and tells my daughter right off, he says, ‘You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna…” Fighting ensues, the [...]
April 5, 2010
Yes, there is one, in the standard international safety red triangle design we all know and love. The sign’s in northern Italy, provocatively illustrated with a very top heavy professional to boot. There seems to be some confusion and debate over whether the sign means”prostitutes crossing” or simply indicates that there are prostitutes available in the [...]
April 5, 2010
I want to know two things: How the heck does she know what St. Peter looks like? And… …why doesn’t she see Skeletor like I do? Read more @ kens5.com »
April 5, 2010
She claims she’s got learning disabilities. Elsewhere in the news, students with higher IQs whine about being given only half the time to take the same tests. Read more @ centraljersey.com »
April 18, 2010