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Tiger Woods Mini-Slam Irons on eBay — Real or Not?

bwaha.com — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:21:09 +0000

The clubs’ owner, a former Titleist rep (the brand that some of you will know was what Woods played when he did his mini-slam, four consecutive majors back in 2000-2001), said Woods gave him the irons, no strings attached, the same clubs the ex-rep claims Woods used to win those majors. Ex-rep put the clubs up for auction on eBay, $250K starting bid.

Not the clubs, says Woods. The actual set is in his garage apparently. Screw this mess, said eBay, and pulled the clubs.

So who to believe? Heck if I can tell. It’s not like El Tigre has a history of lying and deceit, eh?

RNC Fund Raising Mailer Includes Phone Sex Number

bwaha.com — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:11:41 +0000

The Republican’s fund raising letter mailed out last month had a toll-free number to a service that provided “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute.”

Vendor error, they say. But when pressed, they had to admit it was their best fund raiser ever!

Coincidence? Or am I One of the 49%?

bwaha.com — Wed, 05 May 2010 00:57:35 +0000

Check out the automatically generated URL (and the headline) of the previous post!

49% of Americans Have Had Religious/Mystical Experiences

bwaha.com — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:13:00 +0000

According to a survey by the Pew Research Center. These are “moment[s] of sudden religious insight or awakening.”

Upon hearing the news, Stephen Hawking — who knows that 64% of Americans drink alcohol and almost 9% are drug addicts — said, “49 percent? That’s it?”

29yo Peruvian Mom Stuck in Bed for 6 Months Because of Giant Breasts

bwaha.com — Tue, 04 May 2010 14:24:24 +0000

N cups. She got them at no cost after her last pregnancy. They eventually had to take her on a 3-day boat ride (Queen Elizabeth II, I’m thinking) to the nearest town for surgery. They removed 35lbs of, well, breast, and she’s now a much more comfy 34B.

Meanwhile, in other news, her husband is now being treated for severe depression.

Oregon Dog Poop Removal Service Poops on Deadbeat’s Yard

bwaha.com — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:19:01 +0000

Not quite that intimately direct, mind you… the owner just flung about 30 gallons of doggy doo she collected from her rounds that day and happened to have in her truck. “I just decided to give her poop back,” she said.

This sure makes you think twice about whining that you’ve got a crappy job, doesn’t it?

Indiana Man Hits Ex-Girlfriend With Chihuahua

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:28:29 +0000

Her dog. He threw it at and hit her head. The unharmed dog said later, “As if being ridiculed by the neighborhood dogs isn’t bad enough… now this. Good thing she didn’t force me to wear that godawful turtleneck too, else my humiliation would be complete!”

Nazi-Clad Men at Punk Concert Get Beat Up by Crowd

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:11:07 +0000

Can’t say it any wittier than the Philly.com report’s opening line:

“How did they Nazi this coming?”

Topless Gardener’s Husband to Bill O’Reilly: “Pinhead!”

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 02:04:11 +0000

Bill O’Reilly, on his TV show, called the Boulder, Co., woman who likes to garden topless a pinhead. When interviewed, her husband said, “He is a pinhead. He is a true definition of a pinhead.”

Ooooo. That really stung. I’m no O’Reilly fan, but c’mon people, if the only thing you can come up with is something that will make him look like the sharpest kid on the block, just shut the ef up please.

Wis. Bull Semen Stolen for Resale on the Black Market?

bwaha.com — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 01:45:22 +0000

That’s what the farmers think anyway. And the news report made clear that we’re talking about semen stored in liquid nitrogen tanks. Whew! For a minute there I was envisioning thieves sneaking onto fields in the dead of night, and farmers putting two and two together noticing an unusual number of happy bulls in the morning.