Eldon Sarte | blog2@bwaha.com | 129 posts
The clubs’ owner, a former Titleist rep (the brand that some of you will know was what Woods played when he did his mini-slam, four consecutive majors back in 2000-2001), said Woods gave him the irons, no strings attached, the same clubs the ex-rep claims Woods used to win those majors. Ex-rep put the clubs [...]
May 4, 2010
The Republican’s fund raising letter mailed out last month had a toll-free number to a service that provided “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute.” Vendor error, they say. But when pressed, they had to admit it was their best fund raiser ever! Read more @ [...]
May 4, 2010
Check out the automatically generated URL (and the headline) of the previous post!
May 4, 2010
According to a survey by the Pew Research Center. These are “moment[s] of sudden religious insight or awakening.” Upon hearing the news, Stephen Hawking — who knows that 64% of Americans drink alcohol and almost 9% are drug addicts — said, “49 percent? That’s it?” Read more @ Yahoo! News »
May 4, 2010
N cups. She got them at no cost after her last pregnancy. They eventually had to take her on a 3-day boat ride (Queen Elizabeth II, I’m thinking) to the nearest town for surgery. They removed 35lbs of, well, breast, and she’s now a much more comfy 34B. Meanwhile, in other news, her husband is now [...]
April 30, 2010
Not quite that intimately direct, mind you… the owner just flung about 30 gallons of doggy doo she collected from her rounds that day and happened to have in her truck. “I just decided to give her poop back,” she said. This sure makes you think twice about whining that you’ve got a crappy job, doesn’t [...]
April 28, 2010
Her dog. He threw it at and hit her head. The unharmed dog said later, “As if being ridiculed by the neighborhood dogs isn’t bad enough… now this. Good thing she didn’t force me to wear that godawful turtleneck too, else my humiliation would be complete!” Read more @ Indystar.com »
April 28, 2010
Can’t say it any wittier than the Philly.com report’s opening line: “How did they Nazi this coming?” Read more @ Philly.com »
April 27, 2010
Bill O’Reilly, on his TV show, called the Boulder, Co., woman who likes to garden topless a pinhead. When interviewed, her husband said, “He is a pinhead. He is a true definition of a pinhead.” Ooooo. That really stung. I’m no O’Reilly fan, but c’mon people, if the only thing you can come up with is [...]
April 27, 2010
That’s what the farmers think anyway. And the news report made clear that we’re talking about semen stored in liquid nitrogen tanks. Whew! For a minute there I was envisioning thieves sneaking onto fields in the dead of night, and farmers putting two and two together noticing an unusual number of happy bulls in the [...]
May 5, 2010