Her ex-husband steers from the passenger seat. And she was texting too! OK, just kidding about the texting, but this story’s so weird, no one’s even wondered, “Why was she driving around with her ex-husband?” Or, “What’s she doing shaving her bikini area in front of her ex-husband?” Or, “What color was her bikini?” Read more @ keysnews.com [...]
March 20, 2010
Domestic altercation. She looked pretty flushed. But seriously, that’s got to be the emptiest household in America if the only weapon she could find was the porcelain toilet tank lid. Read more @ Press-Citizen »
March 20, 2010
Hold on, hold on, I’m trying to visualize the scene: He must be very tall; or she’s very short; or he was hanging from the ceiling, in which case what was he doing up there; or she was down on the floor, which then begs the question, what the futz was she doing down there…. [...]
March 20, 2010
In an interview, little Billy Milkwhite said, “That was the best breakfast EVER!!!” Read more @ Sydney Morning Herald »
March 19, 2010
Everyone’s treating the attacker as “Mr. Old Man Overreaction,” but what the report does not mention is that the neighbors all had blue fur and jiggly, pingpong ball eyes. Read more @ UPI »
March 19, 2010
They taught him well, the burglar employing efficient resource and time management principles, spending 5 hours online on someone else’s computer and connection to sell burgled items, cruise MySpace, and even enjoy some porn. But he wasn’t present for the lecture on how not to do it in the middle of a burglary, using the [...]
March 19, 2010
If you’ve ever used an online grocery shopping and delivery service like Peapod, you know that they often substitute items you’ve ordered, more often than not for less desirable alternatives. But I bet no one could have possibly guessed in a million years what this UK store delivered instead of the children’s bubble bath that [...]
March 19, 2010
Harry Potter sure put his to good use. Well, seems like having one some day isn’t quite as impossible as it used to be! Read more @ Yahoo! News »
March 18, 2010
Ever seen a Somali pirate crap his pants? Read more @ Yahoo! News »
March 16, 2010
Forget the clothing or lack thereof — they can barely walk around, teetering on tall stilletos. It’d take a day to dust a small room in those. At $60 an hour, it makes more sense to pay a regular service and just go to a strip joint. Read more @ Huffington Post »
March 21, 2010