A 22yo Massachusetts man apparently traded a computer for a puppy, returned the pooch after complaining it scratched his daughter causing him to want to hurt it, then later changed his mind again and wanted it back. When refused, he beat up a front door and smashed a car window. My only question is… this guy [...]
March 23, 2010
He set it on fire because he was infuriated. But not as much as when he got the bill for what the fire department used to put it out. Read more @ Miami Herald »
March 23, 2010
Stuck bad enough, obviously, to make the news. Dared by whom? Children. How young? Well, when the cops brought out a saw to cut the idiot out, one of the youngsters started freaking out, thinking they were going to cut the man in half. That kind of young. Read more @ Wausau Daily Herald »
March 23, 2010
She said no and had him arrested (there was also the little matter of him exposing himself). Her husband was understandably irate when he got home not long after it all went down. He said, “I asked the deputy if he could give me five minutes alone with him…” I guess he really wanted the paved [...]
March 22, 2010
1. Find land… CHECK 3. Get government subsidy… CHECK 4. Build turbine props… CHECK 2. Check for enough wind… Oh bloody hell. “Nigel, you dyslexic twit! The cue cards are out of sorts again!!!” Read more @ Mail Online »
March 22, 2010
Poor guy, all he bought was some new clothes and accessories — like a laptop and a 2010 Chevy Camaro. I guess bragging about it to a copper afterward didn’t help much either. Read more @ Anchorage Daily News »
March 22, 2010
I guess when he says, “I have a train to catch,” he really means it. Read more @ Orange County Register »
March 22, 2010
“Yo, nimrod,” she screamed, “pee on the walls like everybody else! Sheesh!” Read more @ tampabay.com »
March 21, 2010
They really can’t charge her with lying — no doubt he was surprised. Read more @ Salt Lake Tribune »
March 21, 2010
Well, in all fairness to his adult patients, I have to admit I never really ask to see a license whenever I get a circumcision. On the other hand, I never shop for a “circumciser” on craigslist either. Read more @ MLive »
March 24, 2010