As if large-breasted women don’t get enough stares as it is. Now this, probably the best excuse for TSA workers to feel women up at airports. But seriously, maybe it’s just me, but whenever I come across one of these publicized reports, I can’t shake the nagging feeling that: Those geniuses we call terrorists didn’t know about [...]
March 29, 2010
“Electrified” by stun guns, that is. Bring the little tykes to work day, so I assume they were kids of prison employees. Their kids. So it makes you wonder how they really treat other people’s kids… like the prison inmates. Read more @ ABC News »
March 28, 2010
I may have missed it, but I don’t see what the penalty is if they don’t wear the vests. Do they get fined (images of salt and wound)? Do they get free food, room and board at the local jail (maybe not a bad strategy for some of them)? I’m sure I’m missing something, but if [...]
March 28, 2010
Not that I thought about it much, but I didn’t know you can’t technically repossess a vehicle in Texas (and likely elsewhere) if there’s someone in it. But this 28yo Dallas mom did. Which is why she lobbed her 1yo through an open window of her moving SUV as the repo guy was backing out [...]
March 26, 2010
Yeah, the geniuses called in their robbery demand 10 minutes before driving to the bank to pick up their robbery order. The bank was happy to arrange for a police escort. If you think about it, in this day and age, banks should really encourage this. Maybe even give them a way to do it online. Read more [...]
March 26, 2010
Makes you wonder why newspapers are dying off when they keep giving us hard-hitting, in-depth news and analysis just like this. Next they’ll poll Haitians to see if they’re worried about earthquakes. Read more @ USA Today »
March 25, 2010
A 36yo Chicago-area woman is suing a movie theater because an armrest basically swung down and fell on her head, hard enough to knock her off her seat. Apparently, she was watching a movie with her 10yo son, talking on her cellphone “discreetly” (uh huh) and leaning over when the armrest did its thing. Also apparently, [...]
March 24, 2010
The tantric guru claimed he could kill anyone with nothing more than his mystical powers. So the pro skeptic TV dude said something like, “Go ahead, have at me and knock yourself out on live TV.” So his guruness tried — for several hours — and just succeeded at boring a bunch of viewers to [...]
March 24, 2010
OK, I made that phobia moniker up. But who the heck knows what “irrational paralyzing fear of having sex indoors” is? No, it isn’t genophobia (fear of sex). She’s afraid of indoor sex — she’s perfectly fine outdoors. If you think that’s a positive, you obviously haven’t been to the UK, where “overcast, gray, chilly, foggy, [...]
March 24, 2010
In the U.S., according to Condomania, the New Orleans men can brag about having the largest penises in the country. DC (my town — whew!) is a close second. That’s cities. As for states, would you believe New Hampshire tops the list? And if you’re in Wyoming, I wouldn’t be bragging about that much just yet [...]
March 29, 2010