Can’t really say anything funnier than what actually happened, just one weird freaking thing after another: A fake “soccer mom… group sex” ad goes up on Craiglist. Address for home is posted. 29yo “personal trainer” goes to the wrong address. Scares the bejeezus out of the 18yo female occupant. She sends him to the right address. Man is [...]
April 26, 2010
In a pool of liquefied animal feces. For about an hour. And they Tasered him when they found him — resisting arrest, they said, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were just trying to burn off the stench. His girlfriend said, “I didn’t believe him when he called and said, ‘Come help me, I’m in deep shit!’ I’ll never [...]
April 26, 2010
I don’t remember reading if the employees were visiting pay-sites. In which case, of course, they could claim they were just helping stimulate the economy. But maybe we should give them the benefit of the doubt. Notice that the X and C keys are right next to each other, so mistyping SEX may be a common [...]
April 23, 2010
Chickens injected with hormones, in case you were wondering. To be fair, what he said exactly was: “…when men eat those chickens, they experience deviances in being men.” Which really could mean anything from “starts sharing the remote control” to “puts the toilet seat down.” But sticking with the gay angle, if you think about it, the only real [...]
April 22, 2010
Now for a small break from our regular programming…
April 22, 2010
I bet this won’t be quite what you first envisioned when you read the headline. Not even close. First of all, the subject is a 60yo male. Drug charges. While being searched, the coppers found a wire in his pants with an on/off switch. That naturally got them all nervous and thinking “bomb.” Turns out the wire [...]
April 22, 2010
She needs to have sex at least 10x a day now after falling from her Wii Fit board, she said a few days ago. Elsewhere in the news: Wii Fit inexplicably sold out worldwide. Read more @ Yahoo! News »
April 21, 2010
In Australia’s Pasta Bible book. For Soul Food Pasta, I guess. Wait till you read their ingredients for Sausage Stuffed Pasta Shells. Read more @ CBS News »
April 21, 2010
In school, of course, but he was in his office. And no one saw him. He was “caught” by a janitor who found a tissue in a wastebasket that “smelled like semen.” So they’re charging him with indecent exposure. Disgusting and way past dumb, yeah, but not exactly sure the charges make a heck of a lot [...]
April 19, 2010
I knew it!!!! Read more @ guardian.co.uk »
April 26, 2010