CHiP Arrestee Causes Bomb Scare With Vibrator

I bet this won’t be quite what you first envisioned when you read the headline. Not even close.

First of all, the subject is a 60yo male.  Drug charges. While being searched, the coppers found a wire in his pants with an on/off switch. That naturally got them all nervous and thinking “bomb.”

Turns out the wire operates an anal vibrator, which happened to be, well, “installed” at the time.

Now I’ll think twice when someone tells me, “I’m OK, just a bit buzzed.”

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