Michigan Middle School Music Teacher Faces Felonies for Masturbating

April 21st, 20108:12 am @ bwaha.com

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In school, of course, but he was in his office. And no one saw him. He was “caught” by a janitor who found a tissue in a wastebasket that “smelled like semen.”

So they’re charging him with indecent exposure.

Disgusting and way past dumb, yeah, but not exactly sure the charges make a heck of a lot of sense considering, again, no one saw him nor even knew about it until CSI:Janitor.

Two disturbing things:

  • Charging him kinda defeats the purpose of protecting the kids from knowing about it. And…
  • Maybe it’s just me, but what’s up with a janitor who sniffs used tissues?

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